Conservative Gear

It's always fun to check out what conservatives are peddling:

"Freedom is just another word for nothing left to lose."

Ahh yes. What a classic. Pretend the resulting nuclear waste doesn't exist.

The hazardous life of a radioactive element (the length of time that must elapse before the material is considered safe) is at least 10 half-lives. Therefore, Plutonium-239 will remain hazardous for at least 240,000 years.

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Oh, but wait. The "conservatives" have thought that through as well. Forget Yucca Mountain:

Smart! And then we can:

Asshats!