It's All About War

It must be what he lives for. The Walking Soundbite in Search of a Purpose undoubtedly had a rock-hard boner in anticipation of this christening for papa Herbert.

"She is unrelenting, she is unshakable, she is unyielding, she is unstoppable," Bush said, lauding the warship's state-of-the-art design before pausing for a punch line aimed at his mother's well-known steely constitution. "As a matter of fact, probably should have been named the Barbara Bush."

41 is doing a happy dance.