#8 In the Long List of Reasons Why I Don't Like to Talk to My Mother

Because she invariably says someting stupid?

Like when discussing the 2008 election, she said she can't help but call "him" Osama Bin Laden. Of course she was referring to that "half black" guy she "doesn't trust."

Hmmm, now that I think about it, I don't trust him either. But for ENTIRELY different reasons.

This list of reasons is not going to appear in any kind of chronological order. Just don't try and keep track.

Crossposted somewhere, I'm sure.