I finally broke the habit and I'm very glad I did. Especially now that they destroyed the Stardust and those lovely sexual squirting fountains which were one of MY highlights on the Strip. Fuck the Bellagio and their obnoxious gushers.
Sperm shot! (txrad didn't duck. Brave man!)
I guess I finally came to the conclusion that I'd have much better luck taking $3,000 and giving it out to the homeless in hopes of instant good karma rather than dropping it 25-cents at a time into a big noisy machine which makes farting noises while teasing the hell out of me. A homeless person never did that.
Of course, I haven't given $3,000 to the homeless, but it's a far more noble endeaver than blowing the same wad of cash in a casino.
On one of my last few visits to Vegas I took these photos. This last one I found particularly amusing.
I guess the 99-cent shrimp cocktail just wasn't getting enough folks in the door.
Crossposted at B3
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