Splash Asshat All Over

This one is a blast, although it could theoretically eliminate the need for many creative geniuses in the advertising world.

I want to revive the usage of asshat, which has sadly disappeared from many blogs, and what better slogan for my campaign could I have possibly created on my own?

I really like the fact that you can immediately order a shirt with your new slogan printed on it. C-L-E-V-E-R.

Here are the slogans generated for some of my other campaigns:

All Ganja, All The Time

Just Do Chocolate

A Taste For Porn

There's even one for the Mike Huckabee campaign:

All You Add Is Religion

Go forth and have fun. If you get a clever one, come share it. And remember, at that point I own the rights to it.

Doo-Doo: The Other White Meat!
Found via Jack.