Friday, March 14, 2008

Dunkin Donuts Gets Into The Low-Brow Coffee Business

I just saw an ad on TV for Dunkin Donuts' new line of coffees.

"You order them in English, not Italian."

Please. How hard is it to say cappuccino? Or Caffé Latte?

I have an idea. If you want to order coffee in English, just go here. You can fill up your tank and your cup.




It probably won't smell like a real coffee shop, and the coffee may suck, but what the fuck? You'll be ordering in English, and that's all that matters.

They have another ad with a group of people staring at a sign in a coffee shop singing, "My mouth can't form these words."

Sounds like a personal problem.

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