Square Wheels on a Gravel Road

I know there is some consternation among some of you (Bob) that I'm working from home and not posting enough. But you need to understand the full picture.

I have been transported back to an era similar to the dark ages 1980s technologically (anyone remember DOS????) and I just have to deal with it, despite the heart palpitations and carpel tunnel syndrome.

In a nutshell, this is my new life.

Apparently I'm in dire need of a "road made up of inverted catenaries."

Can someone get me one of those? Immediately!