My Least Favorite Event

There are several sports in which I have zero interest. Basketball being one of them. And honestly, I don't get the world's infatuation with soccer. I was watching some of that during lunch at a restaurant today, and frankly it's about as exciting as staring out the window.

But neither of those can approach my least favorite event of all: Weightlifting. It gives me a hernia to watch these people and the palms of my hands literally sweat. I don't like it. And I'm not going to watch it.

Caption this:

I hope 3 billion people can't see that I just shit myself.