How to Slaughter a Hog (No, this is not about Glenn Beck)

Go.

You jump in the pig pen.

Then you circle the victim.

Pull out the ah, 20cc rifle

You shoot it in the middle of the forehead.

Grab the tractor and drag me out of the muck.

Go to craig's list.

I tried this as a haiku but I swear to God it DID NOT WORK.