Jailbait

This is advertising desperation which I captured on photobucket tonight.

I'd squeal like a 13-year-old girl also but only if he'd ditch these sappy movies and do some decent upstanding porn.

This is so fucking stupid. Who comes up with this shit? And why does that asshole voice-over guy keep doing this asinine bullshit?

God, no fucking wonder I haven't set foot in a movie theater in like 10 years.