Friday Pussy Blog: Guidelines For Lovin' Edition

Tater Tot is designed very efficiently for maximum pleasure stroking. Notice the clearly-defined stripes on his head. Those are your guidelines for running your finger, or even a fingernail, down the length of each line.

Follow each line from his nose to the back of his head. He's a happy boy.

Ditto with the side of his face. Stroke from the corner of his eye down the side and to the back of his head. Run a finger from his whiskers around his eye, and again across his cheek. It is very important to follow the Tot directions explicitly.

Gee I can't believe it's Friday. WOOT!!!!

Please note this will be the last Friday Pussy Blog before election day.
And if you don't vote, you don't get no pussy.

(And if you vote Tea-Bag Republican, you don't get no pussy.)