Showing posts with label Hot Test. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Hot Test. Show all posts

Friday, April 17, 2009

Jailbait

This is advertising desperation which I captured on photobucket tonight.



I'd squeal like a 13-year-old girl also but only if he'd ditch these sappy movies and do some decent upstanding porn.

This is so fucking stupid. Who comes up with this shit? And why does that asshole voice-over guy keep doing this asinine bullshit?



God, no fucking wonder I haven't set foot in a movie theater in like 10 years.

Sunday, March 08, 2009

Hot Test

Rare is the day when I feel like the Sunday New York Times is worth five bucks. At least the fashion magazines provide some entertainment. What's up with the Burberry ad? I associate that label with 60-ish men, usually British, stodgy, conservative, and at the very least, graying hair. The guy on the right gets my hot vote of the day for best windswept hair.





I enjoy thumbing through the magazines looking for the most ridiculous outfit. Here's my pick for today. Who would wear this shit? It's like the guy went to the wildest all-night party of his life, somehow lost his clothes, and had to put on whatever he could find from a clown's closet.



Hot? Or Not?