Do me a favor. Start this music and let it go for about 3 minutes before you read the rest of this post. It will aid in digestion.
The subject of psychedelia came up just now in conversation here at rancho de kona, and it reminded me of something. Psychedelic (as opposed to Funkadelic)was one of the first words I learned to spell. I might have been at the ripe old age of 6 or thereabouts.
Sorry to interrupt my regular scheduled programming, but shit happens. And this sisn't even the one I picked. But it matches the floors and that's all that matters to me. Sorta. Enjoy. Be afraid. We Don't Fucking Know. What we're in for. In the long run. "Listen to me, don't walk that street."
Another conversation just overheard at kona ranch.
txrad: Why don't you zip up your pants and stop playing with yourself?
konagod: Why? Is it a problem? There's no neighbors looking in. There's no one here but us. Is it a problem for you? Do you think I'd have a problem if you were wearing torn jeans with your dick hanging out?
txrad: You look like a monkey. Uh uh uh uh uh....
konagod: Well, I like to keep things loose down there. If I don't keep things limber and loose, pretty soon my dick is sticking to my balls, and my balls are sticking to my legs. I gotta keep things all loose and breathing.
It's a Texas summer. Shit.
Do women have any similar problems? Or is this just a male thing?
At the last one we met up with a former work colleague and his wife and their two adorable children.
There was a point in the conversation where txrad said, "I have a personal question."
That was when I should have turned on the camcorder.
He asked the woman if women are able to voluntarily release the milk when breastfeeding.
I thought it was a good question although it surprised me.
Tonight he told me he was inspired to ask the question because in his upbringing on the farm in North Dakota he would milk cows and they were sometimes dripping when it was time to milk. Like they were on a certain cycle.
He was embarrassed to bring that aspect into the equation because he didn't want to equate women with cows. To which I replied, "we're all part of the animal kingdom."
