aspiring to be a slithering reptile

E.coli bacterium is what I hope I'm not

I made the mistake of registering yesterday with
The Truth Laid Bear and awoke this morning to the horror that I'm only an "insignificant microbe." Damn! I so wanted to at least be a "wiggly worm" on my evolutionary journey to "slithering repitle."

I guess this would be the ideal time for me to thank each and every one of you who have visited and continue to visit my blog which is still covered in afterbirth fluid.

Your visits and comments are always appreciated!