Wacky Letters From the Huckabee State

Oh joy, I ran across not one but TWO brilliantly written letters to the editor of the Arkansas Democrat-Gazette today. Only first names are published to protect the ignorant. WARNING: mindless fetid spewage ahead...

Allow me to help you understand why people who worship the liberal agenda are God haters and why they hate George W. Bush.

You see, since the day Bush gave his life to Jesus Christ and was born again, the spirit of Christ came to live inside of him forever and he received eternal life. That’s what the gospel of Jesus Christ teaches, and it happens to be true because the same experience has happened to many people. These born believers make up the church of the true one, the Lord Jesus Christ. I know this is true because it happened to me 26 years ago.

On the other hand, the church of liberalism is full of God haters with an anti-Christ ideology from the roots up and rotten to the core. Since all believers in Jesus Christ have God’s spirit residing in them, so does Bush. The ones who believe the liberal ideology have the spirit of the antichrist residing in them.

Since God is love and Satan is full of hate, it’s easy to see why so many liberals with this religious ideology hate Bush so. I would surmise that our president is well aware of these facts. The Lord Jesus was hated by these same types of people and told his disciples they would be, too.
BOB
Pine Bluff

Now, moving on to some heavier liberal bashing..

I have been reading the nitwit letters from all the ignorant liberals. How can a group be so ignorant while considering themselves so wise?

Liberals talk about all the rights they have lost due to the Patriot Act, but never offer any examples of rights lost. I hope our government will use any means at its disposal to protect us from the killers who hate us, and if the godless liberals don’t like it, tough. We are in a war with evil, vicious killers, and our children’s future is what is at stake.

When I hear liberals griping about our president, I figure he must be doing the right things. I hope the fact that George W. Bush beat the crap out of John Kerry eats at these heathens every minute of every day. The liberal-controlled media claim the Democrats will regain control of Congress in the November elections. I believe they are wrong because of the evil agenda of the Democratic Party. Biblebelieving Christians know evil when they see it and will defeat it again.
NORMAN
Mountain View

Both of these enlightened beings surely are proud owners of the Ann Coulter Plagiaristic Playbook.