Your Daily Veggies.... and some Freudian Incidents

Ever have one of those days where everything you see looks like a dick?

Why do I never find carrots like these at the store?

Via The Consumerist.



Anna Van Z over at Big Brass Blog has uncovered a rather odd jellyfish. If someone were to make a rubber version of that and sold it as a sex toy, I could imagine sales might be way up there. Looks... um, versatile!




And if I wasn't horny enough, my brother sent out this shot of a weiner being jammed into a tight hole. Lordy, I'll be needing me a cold shower soon. I don't even think a barrel of lube would have made that a pleasant entry.

I think I need some music to take my mind off all this stuff.

An Ocean of Sperm

And perhaps another reason to avoid swallowing ocean water.

Birds do it. Bees do it. Even lowly corals do it — but infrequently, forgoing sex for as long as a year.

Then, at night, just after the full moon, under warm tropic breezes, the corals dissolve in an orgy of reproduction, sowing waters with trillions of eggs and sperm that swirl and dance and merge to form new life. The frenzy can leave pink flotsam.

Not to mention a huge wet spot.

Way cool!