Showing posts with label Poetry. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Poetry. Show all posts

Tuesday, May 25, 2010

The Spider That Got Pissed Off

A story by James Thurber konagod.

"Is it Friday yet?," the old drunk yelled while observing various insects on the patio. "I need my Thurber Friday."

"See the firefly?," said txrad, lovingly.

"Yes, I can grab it. No wait, that's a moth. Oh, I see the firefly! And look, there's a spider," said the old drunk.

The old drunk proceeded to move his finger in the direction of the spider, but above it to avoid disturbance. Then he touched the web, by accident of course. The spider was not amused, and poised itself as to attack the next human who intervened.

Meanwhile, the cat was shitting behind the television.

Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Linguistiscs


Yiddish remind me of German

despite being sung by pixies

hold my bones

but German reminds

me of Nazi-ism-ism

I'm a building jungle


Hold my bones.



Saturday, July 12, 2008

Digging Thru Grandma's Attic

Except "Grandma" is me. I have this old PC I want to donate to charity and I need to cleanse it of tax returns, personal data, porn, old business files, etc. I managed to get everything transferred to this PC today and I now need to find a disc-scrubbing utility so that everything is fine and dandy.

But, wow. What a treasure trove of data from the 1990s I found, including a lot of personal writings.


Nothing.
Everything wasn’t, isn’t and never will be.
Nothing was, is, and always will be.
Everything is illusory.
Nothing can be visualized.
Nothing is God.
Everything is nothing.
Nothing isn’t everything.
Nothing isn’t anything.
Nothing isn’t.
Nothing.



Cue the Raconteurs.

Tuesday, July 01, 2008

And furthermore...

There will be no lesbian encounters, and no creative contact while working at home. The "smoking deck" will be a lonely exchange.

It's gonna be ME with ME again.

How the fuck do I cope wit THAT shit?

No gossip.

No learning.

No bonding.

No chance of any hope.

No nothing.

But nothing is everything.

And everything is nothing.

Problem solved!

Saturday, June 21, 2008

kona's saturday night austin tour

The South Austin Jug Band doing a Solar Jam in Austin on Earth Day (my birthday) 2007.



Phoenix YZ at Antone's on 5th during the 2006 Poetry Slam finals. I took this video. Super SteadyShot would have been nice. :-) It's been on YouTube for 2 years and has a 5 star rating (for content, not video quality). If you like it, I posted more here.

Thursday, June 19, 2008

all that matters

we're all just matter
floating around bumping into each other
particles - just sub atomic shit
invisible to the naked eye
irrelevant and conscious
only to our meaninglessness
a figment of our imaginations
so nothing is really worth
getting upset about
unless all you care about is nothing

Sunday, April 13, 2008

April Is National Poetry Month



Metaphors
by Sylvia Plath

I'm a riddle in nine syllables,
An elephant, a ponderous house,
A melon strolling on two tendrils.
O red fruit, ivory, fine timbers!
This loaf's big with its yeasty rising.
Money's new-minted in this fat purse.
I'm a means, a stage, a cow in calf.
I've eaten a bag of green apples,
Boarded the train there's no getting off.



The Road Not Taken by Robert Frost

Two roads diverged in a yellow wood,
And sorry I could not travel both
And be one traveler, long I stood
And looked down one as far as I could
To where it bent in the undergrowth;
Then took the other, as just as fair,
And having perhaps the better claim,
Because it was grassy and wanted wear;
Though as for that the passing there
Had worn them really about the same,
And both that morning equally lay
In leaves no step had trodden black.
Oh, I kept the first for another day!
Yet knowing how way leads on to way,
I doubted if I should ever come back.
I shall be telling this with a sigh
Somewhere ages and ages hence:
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I-
I took the one less traveled by,
And that has made all the difference.



Before You Knew You Owned It by Alice Walker

Expect nothing. Live frugally
On surprise.
become a stranger
To need of pity
Or, if compassion be freely
Given out
Take only enough
Stop short of urge to plead
Then purge away the need.

Wish for nothing larger
Than your own small heart
Or greater than a star;
Tame wild disappointment
With caress unmoved and cold
Make of it a parka
For your soul.

Discover the reason why
So tiny human midget
Exists at all
So scared unwise
But expect nothing. Live frugally
On surprise.