There are several sports in which I have zero interest. Basketball being one of them. And honestly, I don't get the world's infatu...

I scheduled some time at 1:00 this afternoon with Seventh Sister for a massage and body work. Starting a new job, even one working from ho...

Forbes.com has a piece titled America's Hard-Drinking Cities and Austin is on the list. In fact, Austin may be The One. Austin ranks ...

Too young to die. Bernard Jeffrey "Bernie Mac" McCullough (October 5, 1957 – August 9, 2008)

And while I'm on the subject of assholes , I hope Putin was enjoying himself at the Olympic opening ceremonies in Beijing. I'm not s...

A SWAT team raided the home of a mayor in Maryland on July 29 and killed his dogs. FedEx had delivered a package containing 32 pounds of m...

Of course when the Iraqi contingent appears, all cameras would point to George and Laura Bush applauding. And why not? ARRRRGGGGHHHH!!

It seems to be dog eat god out there. This video is no longer available due to a copyright claim by a third party. Fucking scavengers.

The last commercial break in the 2008 Olympic Opening Ceremonies was brought to you by ExxonMobile and Chevy. How fucking appropriate. Guzz...

The national anthem of China is "March of the Volunteers?" How ironic. And who knew? How a government can repress people capabl...

Sissy spent the bulk of the day on the shelf behind the books. She does like to hide. Please disregard the dusty pair of shoes and the fil...

This is the year when Democrats -- especially the good ones who are nationally recognized -- should be showing America their best side. Ummm...

The opening ceremonies are going to be so cool in high def. However.... Fuck China . Photo credit: Chang W. Lee/New York Times

If we win you must take your sorry ass back to hell. How long until January 19??

I just love having sex with gay guys. That seems to be the prevailing attitude among many men in Mexico . “I have never felt that I am homo...

I learned about a new cable network under the Discovery umbrella at work and tonight we're watching it . There are some stupid wasteful ...

First time for everything. The bit about that "wrinkly white haired guy" cracks me up.

I may not be the brightest human on the planet but at least I never called 911 because I lost my ass in a casino playing slots . Hell, the i...

I'm eagerly anticipating the Beijing Olympics for a completely abnormal reason. I'm more interested in the potential for unexpected...

txrad said to me, "I'll bet you've never had a boyfriend make you a mango lassi before. I replied, "Well, I had a boyfrie...