We have these bugs here in central Texas. I call them stupid bugs. They sorta remind me of our Republican Party.
They fly around on the patio at night under the porch light, skimming the patio on their backs with their wings flapping, and they fly into doors and windows falling to the patio in a stupor.
Sometimes I even want to step on them. But I try not to because they are so stupid.
If they behave this way under a porch light, WHAT THE FUCK DO THEY DO WHEN THE SUN IS SHINING????