Now I'll confess I am no stranger to penis humor when it comes to vegetables which actually look like a dick. But I laugh about it and move on.
Next time, you adolescent creative-types, save your budget and go find a horny 15-year-old boy to design your ad. You might get the same amateur result. Meanwhile, I'll stick with Gundelsheim Barrel Pickles, the delights of which have never resulted in this queer having a blow-job fantasy with a woman.
Sometimes a pickle is just a pickle. Sometimes a bad ad is just a bad ad.
Oh, it gets worse. In the marketing gone haywire arena, there's the pole dance for the kiddies! I shit you not.