Daily Dose o' Trigger Warningz

Seriously, I couldn't make this up if I had a creative outburst the size of a solar flare.

Melissa's happy pooch.

Flag! Obviously, not a dog person.

Dude... it's a relaxed and happy dog! Get your fears prioritized.

Here, I can help with that...

[Trigger warning for nasty alien.]

[Trigger warning for disgusting salt vampire.]

[Trigger warning for Rob Halford.]

All clear now?