The Other Names Meme (for lack of a better post title)

From Bob, comes the Other Names Meme! Just what I needed after an 11 hour workday.

1. WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother’s & father’s middle names): Ann Winfred
2. NASCAR NAME: (first name of your mother’s dad, father’s dad): Robert Vetau
3. STAR WARS NAME: (the first 2 letters of your last name, first 4 letters of your first name): Fawinf
4. DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color, favorite animal): Yellow Cat
5. SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, city where you live): DeWitt Austin
6. SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite alcoholic drink, optionally add “THE” to the beginning): The Green Tequila Sunrise
7. FLY NAME: (first 2 letters of 1st name, last 2 letters of your last name): Wifa (not to be confused with WiFi)
8. GANGSTA NAME: (favorite ice cream flavor, favorite cookie): Fudge Chunk Geneva
9. ROCK STAR NAME: (current pet’s name, current street name): Tater Tot Lauralan
10. PORN NAME: (1st pet, street you grew up on): Samantha Dirt Road

There you have it. I especially like the porn name.