An Announcement at the Hooch Depot

I was on the west side of the store selecting brews when I heard the announcement:

"We need a wet mop on the tequila aisle."

The thought brought a tear to my eye. Kind of like the old Crown Royal print ads featuring a dropped and broken bottle of Crown Royal with the caption, "ever seen a grown man cry?"

I kicked my cart into high gear and headed east to the tequila aisle where I was prepared to offer my condolences, or possibly help suck it clean it up. Alas, it was only a case of some crappy flavored sweet cocktail things. Oh well, no big loss there.