Please Get Me Off

I want to get off the list of people receiving these "Breaking News" emails from both MSNBC and CNN. I don't believe I subscribed to them even though the emails say they aren't sent unsolicited. That's bullshit because I get a ton of them at my new work email address as well.

However, this one was at least interesting.

The imagery in my head includes something like this...

Then some shit like this happens...

And then suddenly the universe will fit through the eye of a needle. That's not funny.

What is funny is that I've posted about androids and electric sheep in one afternoon. Maybe I need to put on the Blade Runner DVD tonight.