txrad said to me, "I'll bet you've never had a boyfriend make you a mango lassi before.
I replied, "Well, I had a boyfriend once and we were doing something with mangoes. I don't know if it was going to be a lassi or not, but after I had my hands covered in mango pulp we ended up smearing it on each other and having sex.
I didn't want to diminish his divine creation but facts is facts.
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