I may not be the brightest human on the planet but at least I never called 911 because I lost my ass in a casino playing slots.
Hell, the idea is for the casino to make MONEY, right?
They call 'em "one-armed bandits" for a reason.
I'd like to know how much that slot "stole" because I could have a case against the Frontier Hotel & Casino... wait.. I don't think that's there any longer. Never mind.
And then there's the Subway sandwich guy. Click for video.
Jesus. Gas prices are taking a toll on the American psyche. No?
But wait, there's more.
(Because the video I had here would autoplay every time my page reloads I am replacing it with a link.)
Some of us need Jesus. Yeah, right. Some of us need a padded cell.