Faggoty Crap

Out of sheer boredom I have dropped in at the Westboro Baptist Church's website, godhatesfags.com to see if there's anything going on in hateworld. This bunch certainly have developed quite a website. For those of you who refuse to even visit there, I'll give you some highlights.


Some "Fag Facts:" (with my commentary in blue)

17% of fags eat and/or rub the feces of their partners on themselves. I guess that means gays are responsible for that expression, "shit eating grin?"

12% of fags give/receive enemas as part of sexual pleasure. That's kind of healthy actually, gets that colon cleansed. But seems kind of like busy work while you're trying to have sex.

In one study, the average fag fellated somewhere between 20 and 106 men, swallowed 50 seminal discharges, had 72 penile penetrations of the anus, and ingested feces of 23 different men EVERY YEAR. Am I understanding this? the "average fag" -- let's call him "Joe Blow" -- does it with between 20 and 106? That's quite a range! Can't they narrow it down a bit?

Many fag sexual encounters occur while drunk, high on drugs, or in an orgy setting. Oh, and heterosexuals' encounters don't? Of course in my case, it's not either/or. I like to be drunk AND high on drugs, but maybe I'm just an excessive fag. As for the orgy thing, unless you count cats who might be watching, I leave that one out.

This is just a very small sampling, I kid you not.

Here's the picket schedule for Friday, June 30. They can't seem to leave those military funerals alone.

WBC to picket funeral for Army Sgt. Jason J. Buzzard - at 12:15 p.m., Friday, June 30 - at Eversole Funeral Home, 141 Low Gap, Ukiah, California

Funeral for Marine Cpl. Riley E. Baker - at 9:15 a.m., Friday, June 30 - at Sacred Heart Catholic Dog Kennel, 350 E. 4th St., Eureka, Missouri

They also link to other websites including: Smell the Brimstone, God Hates America, Priests Rape Boys, God Hates Sweden, and God Hates Canada.

I would assume we'll eventually be blessed with God Hates Spain, God Hates Holland, God Hates South Africa. Oh screw it, just make one called God Hates the World and be done with it. Lots less work.