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Have a seat. Blow it out!

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[Trigger Warning: Trigger!]

I can't believe I haven't done a Virtual Outhouse since last October! So we're overdue for a resurrection of all things silly and absurdly over-the-top.

Five days of Trigger Warnings from the Pub That Made Portage Famous!

Gee, I sure hope I got 'em all!

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I never cease to be amazed by our appetite for throwing money away on shit destined for the landfills!

OK, confess: how many of you bought one today?

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Can we get back to health care reform now and try to fish that public option out of the crapper?

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Click it, or ticket.

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The Good News: Sarah Palin is resigning as Governor of Alaska at the end of this month, and even before completing her first term in office.

The Bad News: We may be seeing a lot more of her down here in the lower 48 where life is apparently more to her liking. For one thing, they don't have a Neiman-Marcus, a Bloomingdales, or a Saks Fifth Avenue in Alaska.

By leaving office early, Ms. Palin, a 45-year-old mother of five, will be able to travel around the country more freely and not be constrained by the duties and responsibilities of being a governor.

And I guess she's just tired of sittin' around with nothin' much to do except look at Russia.

So as a tribute to Palin and her decision, I'm resurrecting a Virtual Outhouse from last year for an encore.

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Pink: Way Better Than Red

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Gary L. Bauer, president of American Values, a conservative advocacy group, said that if Mr. Obama extended benefits to same-sex partners of federal workers, he would “provoke a furious grass-roots reaction, reinvigorate the conservative coalition and undermine his efforts to portray himself as a moderate on social issues.”

Idiot.

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God, is it REALLY Friday? And speaking of having a dump, I had to dump about $300,000 down the toilet today. Not literally of course. That's advertising speak for um... removing a client from the waves of air for whatever reason.

Drink up, and toast the last week of February! About all I can say is, thank God it's not leap year. I couldn't handle an extra day in this month.


Rock Out graphic via Nicole. ((((((HUG)))))) It just fits my mood precisely.

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Maggot Therapy:

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Much ado about....nothing really.

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Sad, but hardly surprising.

My most memorable purchase from Circuit City is our big-ass HDTV.

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I don't celebrate Christmas and even when I did, certain Christmas songs just annoyed me. I generally dislike most Christmas songs, particularly when used as marketing tools in stores to promote the joyous holiday spending spree which didn't go so well in 2008.

So imagine my frustration on January 9 when I still have a continuous string of Christmas hits stuck in my head. Today's offering is "Oh Tannenbaum" -- but the English version. Even worse because I understand the lyrics.

And here's reason #15 for never buying a secondhand wind instrument...

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Come on in, pinch off a yule log and enjoy the film.

It's Redneck Snapper-licious

Good eatin'. Seven different kinds of meat!

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Shit, what a week.

I'm thinking I'd be better off if I just ditch this blog and express myself via status updates on Facebook and be done with it. But then again..... Johnny, what say ye?

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Andy Warhol had his 15 minutes of fame theory.
I have one of my own.
Sooner or later, we'll all have 15 minutes of insanity. Or more.

I have had a week's worth. At least.

TGIF.

Shake those dingleberries loose, people. Whassup?

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Special Saturday Edition since I skipped on Friday.

Tonight we are celebrating the demise of racism. Who knew?

I feel so very special being the next fashionably in-thing.

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After two days of feasting I believe it's time for everyone to sit a spell. Purge.

How did you spend your day? Stimulating your local economy? Not me. I bought two items at a nearby hooch mart: tequila and some freshly ground, locally roasted coffee. That's it. No big-box retailers on my agenda today.

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What a week!

TGIF! You know work is hectic when I don't even have the time or the inclination to visit my own blog from Tuesday until Friday. But I'm back!!! Did anybody miss me?

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Somebody, please take a dump for me because I haven't had time.