Bach Made Me Do It

I used to be a mahvelous ice skating champ. And I have the scars and foot numbness to prove it. But I love Bach, because he reminds me of me. I had an ice skating class in Little Rock. It fulfilled a physical ed requirement and got me to graduation right after witchcraft.

But on our grand finale where I was expected to skate backwards and all sorts of other shit, I opted out.. And I regret it to this day.

That wasn't a haiku or anything, was it?