Cute pink feet. Spread those toes wide!
What 'cho lookin' at, bitch?
Fuck you, I'm hungry and I'm gonna eat with my pink toes spread wide for your amusement.
Then I came back in the house and Roger Miller was on Sirius radio, the Loft. What a flashback. I actually had "Dang Me" on 45 RPM when I was a wee lad.
Only at kona ranch can you find a post with an opossum and Roger Miller.