I love sex and I used to joke back in the 80s that I wanted to do porn because...well, it was work I could enjoy. And I heard the pay was even decent. What's not to love?
HIV for starters.
"I don't think there's a problem right now," said actor, producer and director Jules Jordan. "It's like people who do stunts in Hollywood. There's a risk in anything you do."
Jordan said he does not use condoms in filming because "it takes away the whole fantasy."
There's absolutely nothing funny about this. It's sad and tragic that 22 cases of HIV infection have been detected in the porn industry since 2004. That we know of.
And yet, I was initially amused when I saw a related piece in the Arkansas Democrat-Gazette today. It had something to do with the headline.
I'm not sure if the writer of this deserves a bonus for creativity or the boot for insensitivity:
Seeing the words porn, probe and spurs in the headline of a family newspaper is quite possibly a once-in-a-lifetime event.
The visuals in my mind came about instantly and instinctively. Sometimes my own warped mind makes me uncomfortable. It's my adolescent problem and I suppose I need to work on it.
In the meantime, damn those triggers! I'm now feeling kinky, and it's too damn hot in Texas for leather!
In the same paper today there was a story about a mayor in a small town who just resigned during a "probe." I didn't bother to read that piece for details.