Alanis Morissette is only 33. Bitch.
Marilyn Monroe was born on this day in 1926. Christ, she would be almost as old as my mother! I don't even want to think about that just now.
Ron Wood is 60 today, and Charlie Watts is 66 tomorrow. So let's just turn this into a Stones video, shall we? I know it's not Mick's birthday, but damn he was hot.
Just to be fair, here's to the birthday boys: