Great news at the agency. We got the big account, and like the good queer boy that I am, I was racing down the stairs at 4:30 today for my free cap and to line up at the margarita machine.
I knew the caps would go quickly and the margaritas would be flowing for awhile so I got my goods in the correct order. txrad, on the other hand, came down a few minutes after me, and didn't hear my suggestion to grab a cap. Instead he went directly and hastily to the margarita machine.
Therefore, we have one cap. And it is MINE. It matches MY lawn mower.