1. Loss or impairment of voluntary blogging or sensation in a blog, occasionally as a result of neurologic injury or diss-ease, but more commonly seen as extreme political disgust resulting in self-disembowelment.
2. Inability to blog or function; total stoppage or severe impairment of blogging activity.
Recovery times vary depending upon the individual will to blog. Blogalysis is often fatal if emergency treatment is not sought immediately.