My "Job Match"

The Texas Workforce Center routinely sends me "job match" notifications while I'm unemployed. I appreciate their help; I really do. When I signed up for unemployment I'm sure I filled out an online questionnaire detailing my work history.

For 18 years I've done nothing but work in the television advertising profession. And while I consider myself technologically hip & savvy, I can't even pass an internet quiz. So what makes me qualfied for this?

For starters, the job title contains two words that send shivers up my spine.

No thanks. I'll pass.