We, being the marketing and advertising geniuses that we are, think Segway is a mahhhvelous name for an instrument of transportation of the low-oil variety. Whereas the so-called "hybrid" vehicles are not all they are cracked up to be.
So it is with great fanfare that I announce....
We're going to do something about it. From now on, when I see a Hummer accelerating past me on the road rushing to a red light, I'm going to rear-end it. Hard.
Because I'm sick of this shit and I'm NOT going to take it ANYMORE!!