For He Is Risen

Praise Jesus, I may never be able to turn on a light again without having an uplifting religious experience.



Come closer children, and ye shall see the light.

The one-liner potential is truly endless, not to mention tasteless. Whoever decided to market this product really should have involved a focus group for feedback.

From Jeff Fecke at Shakesville, and others. And I'm sure the list is growing.