"You order them in English, not Italian."
Please. How hard is it to say cappuccino? Or Caffé Latte?
I have an idea. If you want to order coffee in English, just go here. You can fill up your tank and your cup.
It probably won't smell like a real coffee shop, and the coffee may suck, but what the fuck? You'll be ordering in English, and that's all that matters.
They have another ad with a group of people staring at a sign in a coffee shop singing, "My mouth can't form these words."
Sounds like a personal problem.