Monday, July 09, 2007

Why Kona Doesn't Visit Wineries

I think some folks watched sideways too many times.
There also are reports of tastings gone wild involving intoxicated visitors who have tossed back full glasses of wine without regard to nose or body until they grabbed the brass spittoon for baser purposes.

The latest additions to local lore include a story about members of an inebriated group at the Palmer Vineyards here who hopped off a hayride and began gallivanting naked through the vines.

Seriously, this is about as tasteless as going to a library to look at porn and have a sex orgy. Although the idea of running naked through the vineyards is pretty natural and respectful.

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