I just had to make a liquor store run for tequila.
The last time I was in there my purveyor of fine tequila and exquisite wines was having an issue with the new lesbian employee. Something about the lesbian getting invited to a wine fest when my purveyor is far more experienced. It was pure jealousy.
I went in there tonight and I only saw the lesbian. I asked "where's Denise?" (Not her real name.)
The lesbian replied, "she's in the back. I'm new."
"I know," I thought.
But you sure are boyish, cute and young. Damn.
Nothing is finer than a hot lesbian working in a liquor store.
When I told this story to txrad, he said something about people not understanding about gender blending.
Hence, the title of this post.