Thursday, August 16, 2007

This Is A Joke

I'm gettin' ready to give myself a resurrection.

I just went in the kitchen and turned the oven off. txrad immediately turned it on. I said, " the pizza is done, right?" He said "no. It had a ways to go."

I said, "how do you know? Because the timer is stuck on 18 minutes." And I turned off the oven. He turned it on and said it's paused for the cooking time.

At that point, or maybe a stupid comment or two later, I realized the pizza had not even be put in the oven. The timer was set for when it did. I glanced over and saw a raw pizza pie. Damn.

The end times are coming! The end times are coming!

You heard it hear first.

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