So there were a few of us laughing about this and making up our own job titles which went something like this:
Senior VP of After-Hours Community Affairs and Outreach
Then I came up with one of my own:
Senior VP of Premium Libations Development & Testing
I could sit and do this all day. I think a number of us just needed a humorous creative outlet after an insanely wild and exhausting week.
Question of the Day: What would you like to have for a job title if you could make up your own?
Oh, and one rule: If you incorporate the word "coordinator" or "assistant" into your job title, you're a loser.