Tuesday, August 05, 2008

I'm Calling 911 Because I Can't Get No Sex

I may not be the brightest human on the planet but at least I never called 911 because I lost my ass in a casino playing slots.

Hell, the idea is for the casino to make MONEY, right?

They call 'em "one-armed bandits" for a reason.

I'd like to know how much that slot "stole" because I could have a case against the Frontier Hotel & Casino... wait.. I don't think that's there any longer. Never mind.

And then there's the Subway sandwich guy. Click for video.

Jesus. Gas prices are taking a toll on the American psyche. No?

But wait, there's more.

(Because the video I had here would autoplay every time my page reloads I am replacing it with
a link.)

Some of us need Jesus. Yeah, right. Some of us need a padded cell.

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